Trump wants ‘Ice’ changed to ‘Nice’ so people have to call them Nice agents, and there’s not enough WTF in the world – 26 withering counters
Just over a month ago, a ‘Maga journalist’ named Alyssa posted what passes for a great idea in Trump-licker circles. She suggested the masked thugs of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement be rebranded as National Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Here’s why.
It has just come to the attention of Donald Trump, and was a stupid enough idea to gain his wholehearted endorsement.
The White House stepped in with some extra propaganda, just to gee it along.
ICE ➡️ NICE AGENTS.
'National Immigration and Customs Enforcement.' DO IT! pic.twitter.com/ILwl6gVx6j
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 27, 2026
People weren’t fooled by the rebrand.
1.
Trump is awake and he’s now demanding that ICE be renamed to NICE so the media has to say “NICE agents” everyday. This is what the president is focused on. Very weird stuff. pic.twitter.com/5zOuYTMCaA
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) April 27, 2026
2.
Everything is a 30 Rock storyline https://t.co/exkUwjGP6f
— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) April 27, 2026
3.
A rebrand won’t distract us from the truth: this reprehensible agency murdered two Minnesotans in broad daylight.
Abolish ICE. https://t.co/4FwXNek8gF
— Rep. Ilhan Omar (@Ilhan) April 27, 2026
4.
I'm gonna deadname ICE https://t.co/K8Y97AOn6L
— The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️⚧️ (@anarchoboognish) April 27, 2026
5.
real Twitter-to-X energy here https://t.co/kDFpVgWOae
— Paul Tassi (@PaulTassi) April 27, 2026
6.
“A US citizen was shot and killed by a NICE agent” pic.twitter.com/XJ8dfWD23y
— Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig) April 27, 2026
7.
i don’t even know what to fuckin’ do with this. there’s no joke here. what the hell are we doing as a society? https://t.co/iIHqcFgEGh
— Peter Twinklage (@PeterTwinklage) April 27, 2026
8.
"A rose by any other name would smell as fascist"
— Greta (@GretaGrace20) April 27, 2026
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…the name isn’t the problem. https://t.co/6KMZ7feA7v
— Governor Hochul Press Office (@NYGovPress) April 27, 2026
10.
Stupid and performative so perfect for this administration https://t.co/ZKgRAALKsr
— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) April 27, 2026
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https://t.co/GDbNbhBMBR pic.twitter.com/5QpqbyDw4X
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) April 27, 2026
12.
If your solution is a rename, you’re admitting you can’t defend the actual policy.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) April 27, 2026
13.
Just like he tried to rename the Gulf of Mexico and everybody still calls it that?
— Jake Cobb (@jakecobb) April 27, 2026