25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
It’s Wednesday, and as well as teetering on the brink of the slide into the weekend – the long weekend, if you’re in the UK and Ireland – that means it’s time to share with you the 25 funniest things we’ve spotted on Bluesky this week.
There’s something for everyone, so let’s dive right in.
1.
This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already
— Rob Palk (@robpalk.bsky.social) 25 April 2026 at 09:59
2.
I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 25 April 2026 at 18:47
3.
celebrating the marathon by shaving off my body hair to reduce drag between the sofa and the jaffa cakes drawer
— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) 26 April 2026 at 11:41
4.
I got into a taxi this morning and the driver said, “Do you mind if I put on some music?”
“No. Not at all.” I replied
He said, “Kiss?”
“Let’s start with the music and see how we feel.”— Dee Lomas (@deelomas.bsky.social) 24 April 2026 at 14:25
5.
This Man Was Told By His Doctor To Treat His Depression With A Trip To See Great Clown Pagliacci. His Reply Will Astound You
6.
Hitting your printer with a hammer:
2026: entirely reasonable and probably justified.
1926: assault with a deadly weapon
— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) 23 April 2026 at 15:33
7.
took a painkiller for my headache but this is social media so i think i'm supposed to say I've "ibuprofenpilled myself to join the migrainesphere"
— Mutable Joe (@mutablejoe.bsky.social) 23 April 2026 at 16:25
8.
you just know some guy named geoff decided to spell it "pigeon"
— FROVO (@frovo.bsky.social) 19 April 2026 at 15:58
9.
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) 25 April 2026 at 19:51
10.
It was pretty smart of Starfleet to recruit less uptight people into the military by making all their uniforms pajamas.
— crumbum (@fuwolfman.bsky.social) 23 April 2026 at 20:51
11.
"It was a different time."
"It was this morning."
"THAT'S A DIFFERENT TIME."
— Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social) 9 June 2025 at 19:06
12.
I'm sorry if this gives you negative vibes
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) 27 April 2026 at 16:34