25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
it’s almost my company’s fiscal year end and i have no idea which coworker i’m going to kiss at 3:30
— mr potato (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) 28 April 2026 at 11:28
14.
I remain, Sir,
Ever yours,— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) 24 April 2026 at 21:41
15.
Two-Face forgetting to bring his coin on the crime spree so he pulls out his phone and asks ChatGPT to pick a random number between 1 and 2.
— Ray (@sireviscerate.myatproto.social) 27 April 2026 at 03:20
16.
In my opinion a lot more people would go to church if there was a bit of cheese or bacon on those little biscuits they give you with the wine.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) 24 April 2026 at 16:53
17.
The running up the steps scene from Rocky, but it's a penguin, and it takes four and a half hours.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) 19 April 2026 at 17:46
18.
"The outer circles of hell are slightly softer, while the centre remains quite firm to the bite" – Al Dente's Inferno.
19.
Can't decide between visiting family today or spelunking. One is a treacherous descent into a dark pit and the other is cave exploration.
20.
Unfortunately my presentation on the Titanic at the historical society didn’t go down well.
— bacon popsicle 🧊 (@gupton68.bsky.social) 28 April 2026 at 13:16
21.
i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.
22.
Can't believe that they're actually claiming a ballroom is the safest place for the wealthy elites to assemble. Read a Batman, idiots. Your party is about to be interrupted by masked goons threatening to poison Gotham's water supply.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) 27 April 2026 at 16:01
23.
shout out to other people bad at pasta math
who either have 5 pounds of spaghetti leftover
or a hungry crying kid who wanted a third bowlnothing in the middle
i see you
— aslynn is autistic actually (@audhd-psychnp.com) 26 April 2026 at 22:52
24.
Gym employee: Sorry ma'am, but to cancel your membership you have to come in & fill out paperwork.
Me: *sigh* FINE. Where are you located?— emceekayvee (@emceekayvee.bsky.social) 26 April 2026 at 00:05
25.
Going to tell my grandchildren this was ABBA.
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) 28 April 2026 at 11:50
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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