25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Hello and welcome, or welcome back, to the Poke’s round-up of the stuff that’s been making us laugh over on Bluesky in the past week. It’s a brief respite from the news that we hope you’ll enjoy as much as we have.
If you see something you like, show it some love.
1.
The power of Crufts compels you
— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) 2 May 2026 at 10:06
2.
A little bit of bolognese in my life,
A little bit of pesto on the side,
A little puttanesca here I am,
A little bit of this goes in the pan.— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison.bsky.social) 4 May 2026 at 19:34
3.
15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.
— Ashton Pittman (@ashtonpittman.bsky.social) 2 May 2026 at 12:27
4.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who still believe human life holds meaning, dignity, hope and purpose, and those who’ve been to IKEA on a bank holiday.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) 4 May 2026 at 20:47
5.
So cool that Rihanna went to the Met Gala as the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come from Muppet Christmas Carol
— Sophie Hall (@sophlouisehall.bsky.social) 5 May 2026 at 08:43
6.
Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5
— josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) 3 May 2026 at 16:13
7.
i hope i never accidentally get locked in the hotdogs factory at night and am forced to eat ninety six hotdogs until i am eventually rescued twenty three minutes later
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) 4 May 2026 at 22:54
8.
Me: I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails.
My boss: This is your work account.
— Granite Man (@granitedhuine.bsky.social) 29 April 2026 at 07:12
9.
Fact: The person who named sweetbreads isn't allowed to name things anymore.
— Topper (@topperuk.bsky.social) 1 May 2026 at 15:32
10.
“Forgive me, I’m a terrible flort”
“Don’t you mean flirt?”
*starts florting*
“OMFG. WTF is that?!”
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) 1 May 2026 at 14:27
11.
the easiest Italian landmark to recreate through bakery is the Leaning Tower – it’s a Pisa cake
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 4 May 2026 at 14:02
12.
my cat has two settings: turbo and coma
— 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 (@professorkiosk.wtf) 5 May 2026 at 05:38