25 actual quotes from flat-Earthers that will have you facepalming to the Moon and back

In case you were wondering if this planet is a serious place, the number of people who believe the Earth is flat is on the rise.

In 2023, popular TikToker advicefromdad rounded up some of the things these people say – and it was quite a trip.

@advicefromdad Ever wondered what flat earther’s believe? Here are 25 actual flat earth quotes. #entertainment #flatearth #nasa #astronomy #education #satire #artemis #apollo ♬ Healing, sleep and meditation-Reiki – Red Blue Studio

The facepalms were visible from the also-spherical Moon.

What I don’t get is why they think scientists would lie and pretend earth is a globe? What would be the agenda?
Weasan

I thought they were a myth until one got into an argument with our Professor during Astronomy class.
SimonKmack731

Why do they think day and night works like a rotating lamp? The sun don’t got no lampshade, so it would light up the whole world.
Luke

Oh man! My head hurts just listening to these quotes.
Alchemy616

You forgot the most famous one of all – ‘Nuh, uh!’
Acidbracelet369

There was also this important question – from AyeYoChris.

Aren’t there any rich flat earthers? A flat earther with a plane..? Couldn’t they just fly around the world and be like “huh”?

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David Mitchell’s brutal takedown of the flat Earth conspiracy theory is always worth another watch

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