25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
"say hello to my little friend"
-The Mandalorian
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 25 May 2026 at 05:08
14.
Interesting Animal Fact:
– Sea Otters are monotheistic. They hold hands when they sleep in order to summon The Great Otter who rewards their faith with limitless urchins and mollusks.¹¹ ⁿᵉᵉᵈˢ ᶜ¹ᵗᵃᵗ¹ᵒⁿ
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) 25 May 2026 at 05:31
15.
Imagine being a Russian troll assigned to Bluesky: “Comrade, today you will destabilize Western democracy by arguing with poets, policy nerds, and a raccoon avatar with tenure.”
16.
GOOD COP: why is your baby crying
MOM: he just won't take a nap
PUN COP: looks like he's
GOOD COP: if u say resisting a rest i swear to god— FROVO (@frovo.bsky.social) 24 May 2026 at 15:29
17.
aquaman: but i’m aquaman
aquaman’s doctor: (deep sigh) yeah i know you’re aquaman but you still need to drink 8 glasses of water a day
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) 23 May 2026 at 14:40
18.
A rolling bookcase ladder is the ideal mode of transportation. I just need a bookcase that runs between my house and the corner shop
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 23 May 2026 at 12:10
19.
Sure, reality is bleak, but also it contains baby sloths, so the situation is complex
— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) 23 May 2026 at 03:23
20.
every audiobook narrator: hope you enjoy this book and don't mind that I pronounce one normal word ✨so weirdly✨
— Bette Vile (@bette.bsky.social) 21 May 2026 at 13:39
21.
making a song called harmonica man and just playing the shit out of the piano in the background the whole time
— mr potato (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) 26 May 2026 at 02:08
22.
Liverpool John Lennon Airport is actually closer to Widnes. It should therefore be renamed Widnes Mel C Airport
— Anon Opin (@anonopin.bsky.social) 18 May 2026 at 15:55
23.
Sixty-five years ago, Black Americans boarded buses to help end the oppression of Jim Crow laws. Today, white men must board rocket-ships to Mars to escape the oppression of the woke mind virus.
by Elon Musk
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 24 May 2026 at 00:36
24.
Ah lovely sunny Sunday morning, just going to sit quietly in the garden and read a b—
*ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD ACTIVATES POWER TOOLS*
— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) 24 May 2026 at 10:46
25.
Greetings from the Tommy Cooper hotel
— Lucy Fishwife (@lucyfishwife.bsky.social) 24 May 2026 at 02:02
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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