An American mocked the British for having ‘laws keeping people from fully opening their windows’ and got owned into next year – 17 transatlantic clapbacks
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It's true we are not allowed to open our windows in the UK, we can only drink tea and there is a red telephone box on every corner still, despite no one using them in 20 years.
🙄
— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) May 29, 2026
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“A new level of ridiculous” 😂 pic.twitter.com/ienuG54AoA
— Ben Smith (@BSmithBenS) May 28, 2026
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The latest episode of Gullible Yanks just dropped… https://t.co/GKQJfsCnIF
— Lucie Fur (@Lucie_Fur99) May 28, 2026
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This is true. I opened my window once and armed police arrested me and threw me into the Tower of London.
I was executed the next day.— HutchOnline (@Hutch_Online) May 28, 2026
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Where do I go to hand myself in?! https://t.co/Iit9av5q4Z pic.twitter.com/3YhB5reyya
— Badassmutha 🔞🌏🕊💞♿️🐈⬛🐕🤼♂️🏉💐 (@dodgson_sally) May 28, 2026
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Someone took a picture of a window with a child lock on it and now Americans think we have a law against opening windows.
It makes sense when you remember that 8% of them think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. https://t.co/z6VwedqJ3b
— Captain Meh (@CaptainMeh) May 28, 2026
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there are really Americans sitting there consuming Elon Musk algorithm slop all day thinking Keir won’t let us open the window…😭
— Sasha 🕶 (@eurotrashsash) May 28, 2026
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building regs on new tall buildings – nothing for the 99% of homes that are single to three storeyed.
where do you get this stuff?
"All Americans have to shoot at each other's houses with guns every Sunday.
They aren't allowed not to use guns
It's a new level of stupid"
— Aguirre Wrath of Dog (@Aguirre115622) May 28, 2026
Counterpoint –
The yanks actually have laws keeping people from crossing the street
A new level of ridiculous
They aren't allowed to cross their streets https://t.co/zBHHZTrKrk
— Sam (@sbutler22) May 28, 2026
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