Somebody asked about the ‘most unhinged’ break up excuse people had been given – 22 insane ways to get out of a relationship

13.

‘Because I laughed too much and he didn’t like my “toxic positivity” because nobody is actually that happy.’
–CanadiangirlEH

14.

‘One girl broke up with me because she said my dog was giving her bad vibes about our future.’
–SentenceStrong5087

15.

‘I was told that I “forced him into a monogamous relationship”. I didn’t know I had that kind of power.’
–UpstairsTomato3231

16.

‘”Jesus doesn’t want me to be dating.”‘
–get_schwifty

17.

‘I had a coworker tell me he divorced his wife because she hit menopause. “All the sudden, she was CRAZY.”

Without having ever met her, I found myself on her side.’
–Blonde_Bookworm_

18.

‘”I can’t date someone born out of wedlock!”

Girl, your parents wedding anniversary is like a month before your birthday. You are thick in all the wrong places.’
–Necromartian

19.

‘I once had a girl tell me that her cat threw up after I left and that she took that as a sign we should stop seeing each other.’
–Be-Kind-2-Yourself

20.

‘”We should break up for a few months because it’ll make us stronger if we get back together.” Nah, see ya never.’
–5downFour2go

21.

‘”I can’t be with someone who doesn’t work.”

I’m a teacher. I was on summer break. We had been dating for several months at this point…’
–uncertainally

22.

‘He broke up with me just before graduation (a fair time imo) because he needed someone who will have a good career, be successful, and be hot, to fit in with the sort of guys he would be around when he gets his big fancy career break.

It was a very detailed character attack on me, listing every single flaw I knew and didnt know about myself. Also, incredibly unexpected from him of all people. It made me absolutely spiral for a long time.

Last I heard he is single, got fat, and struggling financially, so…’
–PrestigiousBet1664

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