Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Hello and welcome to yet another scorching Friday. It’s been a fraught week in the worlds of politics and sport – sometimes combined, thanks to Fifa.

We highly recommend giving your nerves a break by stepping away from the news feed and reading these funny tweets from the past seven days. Disclaimer – we’re not licensed to give advice of any sort.

If you see something you like, show it a bit of love.

1.

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery pic.twitter.com/MwyE9eNVsx

— Redfoxi 💙 (@Redfoxi) July 8, 2026

2.

[inventing the letter Q] let’s do O again, but this time give it a cigarette

— erin chack (@ErinChack) July 8, 2026

3.

Ed Sheeran performed a private gig for the England team, making the players appreciate just how lucky Jordan Henderson was to leave the squad early pic.twitter.com/ujBO8Z4cBy

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 9, 2026

4.

Morning Me: *tossing laundry into washer* this is easy!

Evening Me: *staring at 5 unfolded baskets of clothes* what have I done

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 8, 2026

5.

Happy one week anniversary to the grocery store basil plant I have managed to keep alive

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 9, 2026

6.

Cats were invented by lint rolling companies

— Mark (@AgingRanchHand) July 8, 2026

7.

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

— Ethan Beard (@ethan_beard1920) July 7, 2026

8.

I'm looking forward to the end of the latest heatwave, so that I can get together with the other Dads when it rains, and say "we needed that".

— Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@GraniteDhuine) July 9, 2026

9.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to arson.

— Lord Rat Squirt (@lordratsquirt) July 7, 2026

10.

My favorite word is "Amen" because when I hear it it means you're done asking Me for stupid shit.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 9, 2026

11.

Mispronouncing the number after 39 is my forte

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) July 8, 2026

12.

"password is too similar to previous passwords"

I know, that's how I remember my passwords

— Social Outcast (@SocialOutcast82) July 5, 2026