Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13.

Good morning to everyone except neighbours who possess their own traffic cones

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) July 8, 2026

14.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Me: [becomes an open bar at every establishment I visit]

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) July 6, 2026

15.

I’m beginning to suspect that the valet at this McDonald’s shan’t be returning with my vehicle. 🤔🧐

— Judianna (@Judianna) July 6, 2026

16.

Facebook: where your family is.

Instagram: where your friends are.

Twitter: where you make fun of them both.

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) July 6, 2026

17.

The opposite of alphabet soup is ramen numerals.

— Alice Mills (@millsalice144) July 6, 2026

18.

I don’t hike or jog because those are the people that always find the dead bodies.

— Valyrian Fire 🐉 (@turtledumplin) July 7, 2026

19.

Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 115 moons. pic.twitter.com/eSY1uC4XuR

— Curiosity (@CuriosityonX) July 4, 2026

20.

Pretty sure he's not far left. pic.twitter.com/hPaLFJycM2

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) July 6, 2026

21.

British person: I called my baby something a little different
British person: oh what did you go for
British person: Emilie with an ie

American person: I called my baby something a little different
American person: oh what did you go for
American person: Kaydencanyoncanoeflag

— Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) July 6, 2026

22.

Living in the old days would have sucked. No aircon, no milk, no nothing. You just wake up every day and drink a glass of milk in an unairconditoned hut cos I just found out they did know about milk back then.

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) July 5, 2026

23.

Son: “Dad, what’s the northernmost state in the United States?”
Dad: “Ask your mother.”
Son: “Okay, thanks Dad. I’ll ask her.”

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) July 5, 2026

24.

It’s dumb that Superman’s name has a Latin prefix and an English suffix. He should be called either Overman or Superhomo.

— Wylfċen (@wylfcen) July 4, 2026

25.

Colombia vs Switzerland!
It’s Charlie v The Chocolate Factory…#Fıfaworldcup

— Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 (@rorybremner) July 7, 2026

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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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