Someone said England fans can’t wave their flag in their own country, and the replies just won the World Cup of Sarcasm – 18 favourites
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No mate, it's the pissing on the garden fence, smashing windows, shouting racist abuse at anyone with a different melanin index, and throwing bricks at non-whites that does it.
Not the flag.
— paul herriot (@TruthSentinel1) July 12, 2026
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I literally have England flags flying from my front window, rear window (of my house) and from my car.
— Rob G 009 🥚 (@shearersbuddy) July 12, 2026
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It goes much deeper than that. I saw a group of England fans singing "Three Lions on the shirt" in the pub and they were subsequently sued by PETA for the unlawful treatment of animals. The woke mind virus has captured our national sport! https://t.co/ah8N61lgCM
— Matt Capon (@MattLCapon) July 13, 2026
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100 % True. A friend tried this and he was killed by a sniper disguised as a 19th century child chimney sweeper. https://t.co/bh9c12ITT4
— Chris (@NoodleArtworks) July 13, 2026
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London, a week ago. This cat is now in prison https://t.co/P4J2s7T8I2 pic.twitter.com/jPctvhlRC1
— j (@verynice_fella) July 13, 2026
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Meanwhile, in July 2026 at Lords in London at the Women's Cricket World Cup final…….. pic.twitter.com/4ky4Vu1H8P
— JCmacc (@JCmacc1) July 12, 2026
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These days if you fly the flag in England you get arrested and thrown in jail… https://t.co/UTDn96dBsT pic.twitter.com/xikcIP9R4U
— Dan (@Danyu1d) July 13, 2026
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Something similar happened to me. I put a little England flag in a cocktail I made for my wife and as such I’m currently tied up in the wine cellar of number ten being waterboarded by Starmer and Ed Milliband.
— Mathew Halliday (@Mat_Halliday) July 14, 2026
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Argeed my neighbour has had one in his window and on his gate the past year he's currently in jail… https://t.co/YB9dnuljkn pic.twitter.com/TFE4JoxXnQ
— Liam Edwards🇵🇸 (@liamedwards1919) July 13, 2026
This is true.
Does look a lot better in a football stadium than cable tied halfway up a lamppost tbf https://t.co/s5fPzeq5Kv
— Jack (@JaackB95) July 13, 2026
It’s time to watch this again.
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