25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Hello and welcome to our Wednesday round-up of the funniest stuff on Bluesky. It’s a really good way to celebrate being halfway through the week.
As always, if any of these posts make you laugh, show them a bit of love.
Let’s dive in.
1.
You think you know a channel.
— oliver levy (@helicule.bsky.social) 11 July 2026 at 09:53
2.
Count Binface getting everywhere right now.
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) 11 July 2026 at 09:55
3.
Is Milli Vanilli 1000 Vanillis or 1/1000th of a Vanilli?
— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) 11 July 2026 at 17:58
4.
so a guy gets attacked and shredded by shark over and over until he convinces the shark to fall in love with him
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 11 July 2026 at 17:16
5.
not enough country songs about people heating up fish in the microwave at work.
6.
Fun fact: To keep production costs low, many Star Trek scenes were actually filmed on Earth rather than on location in outer space.
— Steve the Muppet Wrangler (@beardog63.bsky.social) 13 July 2026 at 19:07
7.
“Who are you and what are you doing in my house?”
— D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 (@dnschmidt.com) 13 July 2026 at 17:42
8.
My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.
— Damien Owens (@damienowens.bsky.social) 11 July 2026 at 17:11
9.
My 5 year plan is to be a stock photography model who sits at the beach with a laptop that isn't on
— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) 13 July 2026 at 14:51
10.
“Okay Nancy, try it now.”
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 13 July 2026 at 14:10
11.
“Hey. My eyes are out here. No, farther.”
– hammerhead sharks
12.
Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) 14 July 2026 at 00:38