‘What’s the most brutally savage one line roast you’ve ever heard?’ – 22 sick burns that stopped people in their tracks

13.

‘Someone was telling me about they only get praise. I replied with “some people are too stupid to understand criticism” and they nodded sagely, as if they understood.’
–MultipleHipFlasks

14.

‘This is why everyone talks about you when you leave the room.’
–Pr0bl3mChild

15.

‘Once told a guy who was complaining about not having a girlfriend that “It’s not enough to find women attractive. You have to like them too.”‘
–Android17infinibussy

16.

‘”Hey there, has anybody told you what a great job you’re doing? No? Well, you might want to think about that!”‘
–mostexcellent001

17.

‘I sorta look like a hippie, and arrived at a party and heard an acquaintance of mine say to another, “I bet he’s so stoned right now.” The person that said it is rather large and overweight. I went up to him and told him, “C’mon man, I don’t automatically assume you’re hungry when I look at you.” We’ve actually become sorta buddies since then.’
–Decent-Fall3438

18.

‘”I like how you don’t let facts come in the way of your opinions”.’
–Odysseus_Lost_Again

19.

”I envy the people who haven’t met you before.”
–Routine-Argument485

20.

‘I made some snarky comment in a meeting once, and this other guy says, “I was going to say that, but I didn’t want to be an asshole”. Still makes me laugh.’
–anotherchrisbaker

21.

‘”I think we can handle this with a spelling bee, not a fist fight. Not that the outcome would change any.” Dude said that and deescalated a guy wanting to fight him at the bar.’
–skeedlz

22.

”You rotate the square in Tetris, huh?”
–joseph-justin

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