19 times people discovered ‘brand new sentences’ in all their glory on the internet
11. It was Jesus of Nazareth, not Jesus of New Jersey
12. Are you putting milk in my milk??!
13. Y’all folded for flash drives with a flavor
14. If they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there’d be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy
15. Who’s getting custody of syntax error?
16. The Pope wrote a 42000 word manifesto declaring war on AI
17. We’ll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!”
18. A really expensive potato that barks at the wind.
19. Frustrated dad uses his 6ft son to shame council into fixing deep pothole
We’ve all been there.
I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.
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