Andrew Tate said his secure unit has no clean water, and the chinny reckon was almost drowned out by the tiny violins – 18 solid-gold comebacks
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BREAKING: Andrew Tate announces to the world that he pooped his pants in jail and it made him cry
He is blaming it on a "broken water faucet" and "dirty water." pic.twitter.com/wgmyBNnzI5
— Gadget (@Gadget440) July 26, 2026
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Andrew Tate always said, “Decisions make a man, not emotions.”
And now he’s having an emotional breakdown over his bad decisions.
— Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) July 26, 2026
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It’s fair to say that following Andrew Tate on Twitter wasn’t on my ‘to do’ list…
But if he keeps this up I’m tempted. It’s fucking hilarious… pic.twitter.com/UrCSHD6xYD
— Craig. (@bambibristol) July 26, 2026
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— Dimko Zhluktenko ⚔️ (@dim0kq) July 26, 2026
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You’re in jail bro, not the Hilton.
— Tyler J. Pratt (@tylerjohnpratt) July 26, 2026
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Dear diary:
"Jail isn't as cool as I thought it was going to be" https://t.co/VQtByylgFx
— Ironhead841 (@Mt2Aguy) July 26, 2026
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Andrew Tate’s got problems with his waterworks https://t.co/G6NcrDnWHg pic.twitter.com/cNIfjGYOLW
— Tony Turner (@tonytiger67) July 26, 2026
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Gonna have to mail him a mint for his pillow. https://t.co/Imu5xhsA1U
— Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube (@IanRunkle) July 26, 2026
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It’s funny how all these MAGA criminals want prison reform once they get arrested https://t.co/DMASALtYV4
— We told you So (@terri4436166795) July 26, 2026
Since one of Tate’s proven crimes is against fashion, we’ll let the menswear expert Derek Guy have the last word.
you sound like an "in cell"
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) July 26, 2026
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