‘What joke might take people a few seconds to get?’ – 21 gags that aren’t for the hard of thinking
12.
‘There are two kinds of people. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.’
–Particular_Archer499
13.
‘Did you know that John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name?’
–garye55
14.
‘I have several Hispanic friends. I try to use the word “mucho” around them as often as possible. It means a lot to them.’
–AMissionFromDog
15.
‘My friend is a biologist working on crossing DNA with other species. I asked him what he was working on. Splicing a crab gene with a cheetah gene.
How did that work out, I asked. He replied, not good. Everything went sideways pretty fast.’
–sidesaladdressing
16.
‘“I didn’t see you at camouflage drill this morning, corporal Jones”
“Oh, thank you very much sir!”‘
–Badaxe13
17.
‘Wanna hear a gross joke?
What’s 12 X 12?’
–ThatScottGuy
18.
‘Two men walk into a bar. You’d think the second one would have ducked.’
–atreides78723
19.
‘Rene Descartes walks in to a pub. The bartender says “Good evening Mr. Descartes, would you like a beer?” Descartes answers “I think not” and disappeared.’
–inthegallery
20.
‘I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks”. So I tried it but it didn’t.’
–Toberoni
21.
‘Your mommas so mean she has no standard deviation.’
–RawrImABigScaryBear
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