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‘What joke might take people a few seconds to get?’ – 21 gags that aren’t for the hard of thinking

12.

‘There are two kinds of people. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.’
Particular_Archer499

13.

‘Did you know that John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name?’
garye55

14.

‘I have several Hispanic friends. I try to use the word “mucho” around them as often as possible. It means a lot to them.’
AMissionFromDog

15.

‘My friend is a biologist working on crossing DNA with other species. I asked him what he was working on. Splicing a crab gene with a cheetah gene.

How did that work out, I asked. He replied, not good. Everything went sideways pretty fast.’
sidesaladdressing

16.

‘“I didn’t see you at camouflage drill this morning, corporal Jones”

“Oh, thank you very much sir!”‘
Badaxe13

17.

‘Wanna hear a gross joke?

What’s 12 X 12?’
ThatScottGuy

18.

‘Two men walk into a bar. You’d think the second one would have ducked.’
atreides78723

19.

‘Rene Descartes walks in to a pub. The bartender says “Good evening Mr. Descartes, would you like a beer?” Descartes answers “I think not” and disappeared.’
inthegallery

20.

‘I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks”. So I tried it but it didn’t.’
Toberoni

21.

‘Your mommas so mean she has no standard deviation.’
RawrImABigScaryBear

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