An anti-woke former Hunted tracker claimed that people can’t understand him in London, and got owned into next week – 19 top takedowns
We cross now to the world of anti-woke former police detective Peter Bleksley, who became known through his former role on Hunted, but is now more often to be seen popping up on GB News with some hot take or other about supposed attacks on free speech, or the rise of ‘woke’.
It seems Mr Bleksley has been having something of a communications block with – well, everybody.
Here’s what he had to share with tweeters.


It was, in fact, such a literally unbelievable take, we thought it was a parody account. Sadly not.
Twitter gave him short shrift, and these comments nailed it.
1.
That sucks. How have you not learned to talk at your age? https://t.co/CotjWK7THP
— Spencer Morgan (@spencermorgan93) August 11, 2026
2.
You must be taking gibberish then or making up stories to paint a false picture of the greatest city in the world. Never had a problem being understood in London speaking English in over 30 years
— dominic dyer (@domdyer70) August 11, 2026
3.
My Geordie dad telling me about his trip to London. https://t.co/OmdSn4un6x
— Philip Proudfoot (@PhilipProudfoot) August 11, 2026
4.
Convinced there’s 2 Londons in the world
The normal one I live in
The made up one online 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/1lrYFDDXu9
— QPRW10 (@CW_W10) August 11, 2026
5.
I’ve never had this issue Peter. Have you thought it might be you who’s the problem? https://t.co/KfxtWPKnrh
— Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) (@colder_sarcasm) August 11, 2026
6.
Perhaps they pretended not to understand you? https://t.co/RVjcvY6cKT
— Bob Morgan 🇬🇧🇺🇦 💙 (@Bbmorg) August 11, 2026
7.
Peter, I sypmathise.
Unfortunately you'll need to stand up if you want them to have a chance of hearing you.
This is a common problem amongst men who speak out of the chasm between their buttocks. Trousers, tena for men, grundies etc all collude to muffle your words.
— Woke Lefty 🫣 (@SalfordMe2023) August 11, 2026
8.
I imagine none of them speaks ‘bollocks’. https://t.co/VfzCdVstMy
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) August 11, 2026
9.
Cut out day drinking? https://t.co/KqDzJwrIna
— Mark Hammond (@MarkHam80780803) August 11, 2026
10.
How odd. I’ve lived in London for 16 years and can get a coffee, pint or haircut whenever I want without any problem. https://t.co/3qYr730Sgs
— Zoë Paramour (@ZoeParamour) August 11, 2026