Nigel Farage urged the people of Clacton to vote against the Establishment, and the internet wholeheartedly agreed
On Friday, either Nigel Farage or Count Binface will be declared the new MP for Clacton. We all know which way it’s likely to go, but it’s not over until the bin-headed alien sings.
Both candidates are using their last few hours before the polls open to put their case, and in Farage’s case, that includes trying to pull off a deception of epic proportions.
He wants to convince people that the comedian with a bin on his head – rather than the privately educated, former commodities broker with at least five houses, who thinks a five million pound gift is no big deal – is the Establishment candidate.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, Farage wants you to believe it’s a pigeon.
It's time to vote against the establishment. 💪 pic.twitter.com/46Rg2267m1
— Reform UK (@reformparty_uk) August 11, 2026
There’s not enough side-eye in the world to handle that snippet, but tweeters gave it a good try.
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It's time to vote against the establishment.
So vote Count Binface. pic.twitter.com/t2CyrLxqNM— Parody Nigel Farage (@Parody_PM) August 11, 2026
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A billionaire-funded multimillionaire former commodities trader in the City of London, educated at one of the most expensive elite schools on earth, and a former MP who leads a party full of Tories falsely claims he's not part of the establishment. He thinks voters are stupid. 🤑 pic.twitter.com/Y9LaPysYE9
— GET A GRIP (@docrussjackson) August 11, 2026
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The Establishment pic.twitter.com/rE81CehzRj
— JC Notts Fella (@Fa11enAn9el) August 11, 2026
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You've been in politics for longer than Count Binface has been alive, YOU ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT https://t.co/MRryE2WQyy
— zedsamcat🏳️🌈✡️ (@zedsamcat) August 12, 2026
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TRANSLATION "time to vote against a bin. So I can get back my job Back which I gave up to avoid a parliamentary investigation" https://t.co/WJwwBzs26a
— Spartan Militia (@DarkknightDA) August 12, 2026
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Even Reform know that Farage is the establishment and Clacton should vote for Count Binface. pic.twitter.com/N7xSZbSiEV
— Socialist Opera Singer (@OperaSocialist) August 11, 2026
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Clacton constituents considering a vote for Reform, just think on, if Farage is re-elected, you face this whole circus being run again when he’s found guilty of hiding his £5 bung. That results in several more weeks of Farage pretending he likes the people of Clacton.
— Smoggie13 (@SmoggieDave20) August 11, 2026
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Says a multi-millionaire, friend of billionaires, who went to a distinguished private school before getting work in the city like his stockbroker dad. How can so many of the most desperate people in our society still believe he’s on their side? https://t.co/cBdNCZIHRb
— Hal Cruttenden (@Halcruttenden) August 11, 2026
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I agree.
Vote against the establishment.
Vote against those who own more than five houses.
Vote against those privately educated, commodities traders.
Vote against the multimillionaires with highly complex tax arrangements.Vote against the 'establishment' on Thursday. https://t.co/3TKXM0L1rK
— Don McGowan (@donmcgowan) August 11, 2026
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You have to be a special sort of stupid to see Nigel Farage as anything but establishment.
Privately educated, old school tie, daddy used the old boys network to get him a job in the city despite his lack of qualifications. https://t.co/snhaf115q3— Gordon McIntosh ✨ #FBPE 🇪🇺 💙 (@Gordy_Mc1ntosh) August 11, 2026
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He said in his double-breasted blazer with $22m in party donations and a private "gift" of £5 million. 😂 https://t.co/QLsv2QjX80
— Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) (@colder_sarcasm) August 11, 2026
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Farage was already an MP. He called a by-election to avoid Parliamentary scrutiny and is now fighting for his political career with everything he has, against a comedy candidate with a bin on his head. And all so that he can win the by-election and face Parliamentary scrutiny.😂 https://t.co/JWVIHVcRmK
— Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug (@SkewSmug) August 11, 2026
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Gotta say, if you believe this utter swill, you are seriously stupid. Learn to read. https://t.co/6L9ASxlVje
— sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social (@SueSuezep) August 12, 2026
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-guy running against a bin https://t.co/EtMUfdwWIX
— Jenni 🏳️⚧️ (@starbursterfilm) August 12, 2026
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Good lord! It's that non-establishment hero Farage dressed for a day at the football, err the hunt, sorry. https://t.co/LHojwclz02 pic.twitter.com/qkHwlYZ6wi
— NigeH64 (@nige_h64) August 11, 2026
We’ll just leave this here.
— Donny Trumper (@Poodlewrestler) August 11, 2026
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