Pete Hegseth wiped his nose before immediately running the same hand through his hair, and the internet gagged as one
How many prompts would it take for Chat GPT to describe Pete Hegseth as a sweaty booger?
After this latest footage of the Secretary of Defense, probably just one.
Hegseth and Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessent, were in Charleston, South Carolina, to attend a special ceremony renaming Joint Base Charleston in honor of the late Senator Lindsey Graham.
Despite the ridiculousness of that statement, the biggest detail to come out of the appearance was what hair gel Hegseth uses.
Prepare a barf bag and take a look:
Pete Hegseth wipes his nose, then runs his hand through his hair pic.twitter.com/CXml9BpeER
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 10, 2026
There aren’t enough c’s or h’s in the word blech to properly describe that clip.
Twitter did its best to hold in its vomit before replying.
1.
Secretary of Snot
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) August 10, 2026
2.
This is a man who does not wash anythiiiing. https://t.co/OjfYCFxaG0 pic.twitter.com/lB5RCPsQaN
— Michelle Kinney (@MichelleKinney) August 10, 2026
3.
https://t.co/55ERJIAB3c pic.twitter.com/skpFt0ODgW
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 10, 2026
4.
This man is snot qualified. https://t.co/RWIfTTycZF
— Majority Democrats (@MajorityDems) August 10, 2026
5.
That’s how he saves american taxpayers millions of dollars on hair products.
— rzep (@rzep8) August 11, 2026
6.
Thanks to testosterone replacement, Hegseth’s snot is now high quality sculpting gel. 🫡🇺🇸
— Chris Robinson (@ChrisRobinsonNJ) August 10, 2026
7.
I’m starting to think EVERYONE in this administration is on cocaine. https://t.co/VBvKSLGc5M
— ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 (@ImBreckWorsham) August 10, 2026
8.
I was wondering what hair product Pete Hegseth uses.
…this tracks. https://t.co/lblC8JXVbB
— Ryan Shead (@RyanShead) August 10, 2026
9.
Our secdef looks like a pledge at an SEC football game. Suit doesn’t fit. Tie long gone. Coke and booze. Sweating through his shirt.
Glad the adults are in charge https://t.co/2LzO6OXMmY
— Lockmart Liberal Customer Support (Fan) (@FellaHrx69) August 10, 2026
10.
I’m trying to get this high tonight https://t.co/I2Ot5Z5Wh9
— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) August 10, 2026
11.
Is he drunk already?
— Billie Nelson (@Mamabenergy2) August 10, 2026
12.
This guys entire timeline is going to be viewable at the Trump Presidential Library https://t.co/Epr5fzyKOG
— Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ (@SeedOilDsrspctr) August 10, 2026
13.
He looks hungover AF https://t.co/EMJMUajyZF
— Bill Sweetman (@ValkStrategy) August 10, 2026
14.
I’m begging him to discover tissues.😂
— Giselle💃🇺🇸 (@kgiselle653) August 10, 2026
15.
He’s like a f****** 14-year-old who never grew up. A literal snot-nosed kid in charge of the Pentagon.
— D. Stamos/Helodriver (@SpacecoastPix) August 10, 2026
Source: Twitter @atrupar