It’s Friday, and while it’s neither five to five nor Crackerjack – one for the kids, there – it is time for our weekly round-up of absolute bangers from Twitter.
Let’s take a look.
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reservations are so embarrassing like hi i'm here for my spaghetti appointment.
Fun fact. The moment you put clean bedding on, you become a completely different adult. Suddenly I have my life together, I'm reading a book, I'm drinking water, carrying a notepad, I'm using handcream and I'm better than everyone else.
