27 times the marvellous James May made our day so much better on Twitter
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He likes it? https://t.co/VgFOzQSTkh
— James May (@MrJamesMay) April 15, 2024
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I’ve decided that the hardest thing in the world is finding the pocket you want in a coat on the passenger seat of your car. #Wallet
— James May (@MrJamesMay) January 13, 2022
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Hash browns are the ruin of England. Bring back the bubble. https://t.co/2ccH85ecpD
— James May (@MrJamesMay) February 1, 2026
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Porn bots: we’re looking at Airfix box art. Why would we be interested? pic.twitter.com/E1Ngu2NpLm
— James May (@MrJamesMay) April 23, 2024
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I’ve bought a new padlock for our toolshed. Can anyone recommend a good combination that no-one will ever guess? pic.twitter.com/9Pn2TW7p8n
— James May (@MrJamesMay) February 7, 2026
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Last night, I found a box full of stories I wrote (and illustrated) between the ages of five and 12. Fascinating reading. Burned the lot.
— James May (@MrJamesMay) July 10, 2022
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New car day. Best screen protector unpeel ever. pic.twitter.com/CWUe5Ez1Gq
— James May (@MrJamesMay) January 26, 2024
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‘You massive bellend’ https://t.co/MlY2Nt6jLs
— James May (@MrJamesMay) December 22, 2025
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If you unsubscribe from an internet mailing list but continue to receive emails, then the directors and shareholders of the business concerned should go to prison for 10 years.#MaysBritain
— James May (@MrJamesMay) November 24, 2023