‘What’s a perfectly legal behaviour that makes you think ‘absolute psychopath’?’ – 21 little signs of utter madness

13.

‘Taking a bite out of a sandwich and then having a slurp of tea before even starting to chew it. You’ve basically got a soggy tea and ham sandwich squelching around your gob. Even saw a girl take a puff on a ciggie whilst doing so. Revolting.’
–NeilSilva93

14.

‘Watched my ex put a can of tuna into a chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle once.’
–sparkysmonkey

15.

‘Driving a car barefoot. Or perhaps just going about your daily life never wearing footwear at all.’
–Harder_harmonies

16.

‘Ironing underwear: I know someone a young child who does this, she irons their tiny underwear and socks.’
–Regular-Antelope-500

17.

‘Using the big light. I saw a commenter once who said that not only do they use the big light, but also that theirs doesn’t even have a light shade on it.

Don’t think I’ve ever felt more intimidated.’
–karybrie

18.

‘I watched a colleague pull a red bell pepper out of her bag and just start eating it, like an apple.’
–IncompleteObjects

19.

‘Buying a baguette and not breaking the heel off it before you get home.’
–Recent-Walrus-3366

20.

‘Shopping trolleys shoved into the corral sideways. If they’re just left in the middle of the walkway I don’t care, but when they take them all the way to the corral only to just shove them in and block everyone else, that’s psycho level.’
–BlackberryNice1270

21.

‘My husband eats his pizza from the inside and works his way out with a knife and fork. He saves the crust for last because it’s his favourite. Absolute psychopath behaviour.’
–AtLeastOneCat

22.

‘My wife eats candy bars with a fork and knife. She’s certifiably insane IMO.’
–fulthrottlejazzhands

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