25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
13.
If you drive with the “check engine” light on long enough, another light will pop up saying “oooh, check out the badass”
— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) 15 September 2026 at 02:31
14.
You seem to be doing something. This obviously requires my oversight and assistance.
– every dog
— Grimm (@grimmreality.bsky.social) 9 September 2026 at 22:11
15.
I love how as an adult, the consequence of doing too much is pain and exhaustion, but the consequence of doing nothing is also pain and exhaustion.
— Candy Elliott (@sixfootcandy.bsky.social) 14 September 2026 at 19:20
16.
Look, intellectually I understand there are situations that call for unsalted butter instead of salted butter, but emotionally there is never a time I want to be in one of those situations.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 13 September 2026 at 22:28
17.
Commercials for Pizza Rolls would be more realistic if they had the kids screaming in agony as they burned their mouths on the cheese filling.
— The Mouthy Renegade Writer (@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social) 13 September 2026 at 00:35
18.
Yes, eating raw cookie dough is risky. But if I drink piping hot tea at the same time, it will cook the cookie dough in my stomach.
— T'Chelsea of the Fire Nation (@mschelseamaria.bsky.social) 13 September 2026 at 02:17
19.
trying to make new friends as an adult
— Anna Hughes (@annaghughes.bsky.social) 12 September 2026 at 04:43
20.
We exist on this earth to eat small cheesy pastries. Everything else is optional
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 11 September 2026 at 23:13
21.
Apple charging two grand for its new phone and I can guarantee it still won’t be able to tell the difference between well and we’ll.
— Jamie Smart (@jamiesmart.bsky.social) 10 September 2026 at 12:20
22.
Rod Hull, time traveller.
Villa Romana Del Casale.
— Duncan Mackay (@theduncanmackay.bsky.social) 5 September 2026 at 17:03
23.
Hey man I’m looking around for you but I don’t see you. Yeah I’m outside the store where Goku is using a drumstick-sized soldering iron to fix an absolutely gigantic iPhone. No man not a Pro Max. No I wouldn’t say he looks mad per se. Smug I guess. Like he thinks this skill makes him better than me
— Stella Sacco (@antlervel.vet) 12 September 2026 at 21:29
24.
[seeing the grocery store cashier that always laughs at my jokes laughing at someone else’s jokes] what the fuck is this shit
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) 12 September 2026 at 11:46
25.
kid on his birthday: i thought chocolate cake had icing on it?
me, mouth covered in chocolate: no you’re thinking of something else
— Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) 13 September 2026 at 19:04
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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
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