Kash Patel’s defence of the FBI dropping its bestiality conviction ban for agents raised far more questions than it answered – 29 gigantic side-eyes
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KASH PATEL tells Joe Kennedy that there are people who were forced into beastiality, who have applied for a job with the FBI!
MULTIPLE PEOPLE????? And they seem to want to work for the FBI…all of them???? https://t.co/8S2ihhggLX
— Mark Bland (@markbland) September 15, 2026
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Insane stuff going on in Congress https://t.co/rZpLh7IKPr
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) September 15, 2026
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Im starting to think someone needs to perform a welfare check on Kash Patels animals….
— Sean Strickland (@SStricklandMMA) September 15, 2026
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Whether it’s universities trying to hire more women and Black people or Kash Patel trying to hire more people who have engaged in bestiality, both sides have taken controversial approaches to increasing diversity.
— NYTPitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 15, 2026
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“sir, he’s the best agent we’ve ever had…but uh, you absolutely CANNOT allow him near a horse” https://t.co/k68pD7qhnH
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) September 15, 2026
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aren't the victims of bestiality the animals? I'm a little confused by this exchange https://t.co/LGxGjy3Nba
— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) September 15, 2026
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Was Kash just horsing around? Or is it that he refuses to not be cowed into conceding the obvious? Either way, he's the GOAT of disinformation. https://t.co/Hzv0MJjhdL
— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway3d) September 15, 2026
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GOP Senators reading tomorrow's talking points defending beastiality. pic.twitter.com/9r7MzIR5nh
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) September 15, 2026
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I'm not saying it's impossible for someone to be a victim of bestiality – the world is vast, there's a lot of dangerous animals out there – but statistically, how many of these people are applying for jobs at the FBI. https://t.co/4pbWcj97Ar
— Unworthy Hand (@kisstheblade_) September 15, 2026
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MAGA if you haven’t questioned your life choices after this exchange, I don’t know what to tell you. https://t.co/hughne14rT
— Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@jimstewartson) September 16, 2026
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Kash Patel defended his new policy before the Senate Judiciary Committee which allows the FBI to hire agents who have engaged in bestiality and it barely gets noticed because there are 50 other things happening from these clowns each day that are worse.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 16, 2026
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Patel might be the other side of this “involuntarily” issue. Was Patel trafficked by animals? https://t.co/2h2ny4Q440
— Denver Lee Riggleman III (@Denver4VA) September 16, 2026
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It’s never a good thing when bestiality isn’t a deal breaker.
— shelby (@thetrueshelby) September 15, 2026
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tl;dr:
There’s right way and a wrong way to love animals and FBI brass no longer thinks the difference matters much https://t.co/Ee2j7NUi7C
— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway3d) September 15, 2026
Ellen Barkin summed up with some well-timed sarcasm.
They are deciding whether men who fuck animals should be allowed in govt.
That’s a tough one— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) September 15, 2026
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