‘What’s the worst unfortunate nickname you’ve ever heard?’ – 21 people landed with unforgettably awful monikers

13.

‘I knew a guy named Richard Boener. Yup that’s right, Dick Boener. We all just called him Boner.’
–Patrickmonster

14.

‘An old ex of mine told me many times that his dad or someone had a friend whose nickname was Wiener. Which was bad enough. But his real last name was Longbottom. So Wiener Longbottom.

I never believed him because he was kind of a BS’er. Many years later, I moved up north to a small Midwest town of a couple thousand people. Lo and behold — one day I seen an obituary in the paper for Wiener Longbottom. It was actually true.’
–Niijii

15.

‘My nickname in high school was Porkchop. I’m sure there’s worse but it was not great.’
–Ivypearl

16.

‘My grandfather called my grandmother “Heavy”. It started back when she was pregnant and stuck for life. LOL poor woman.’
–spookyHippieChick

17.

‘”Loaf”. Not because of any shit accident or laziness. Because of an unfortunate hair cut resulting in a likeness to the singer Meatloaf at the time.’
–RogueBigfoot

18.

‘Delardass. Which sounds kinda close to my actual name.’
–mden1974

19.

‘Small Dick because he was tiny and his first name was Richard.’
–ImaMeta4

20.

‘Knew a fellow called Buttcrack. He was not a plumber, he just dressed like one.’
–Living-Estimate9810

21.

‘I met a man whose real name was Richard Merkin. Assume he’d had lots of nicknames during his life.’
–FromYoTown

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