A cycling vegan coffee-snob asked the internet how they could become ‘even more insufferable’ – 23 ways to be an uber-irritating person

13.

‘Get a tent box, tell everyone about it but don’t actually go anywhere and use it.’
–VioletDime

14.

‘Wear a dry robe to do the weekly shop.’
–liamrich93

15.

‘You refer to your holidays as “holibobs”.’
–bernardo5192

16.

‘And picky bits for tea, after taking the doggo out for a walk.’
–Shitebag

17.

‘And you went with hubby or wifey. You may have kiddos.’
–nogardleirie

18.

‘Do you wear one of them little beanie hats that doesn’t fully cover your head? Or shoes without socks? Pants not quite long enough.’
–Lonely-Photo-88

19.

‘Tell everyone you meet you are neurospicy. Start every third sentence with ‘as an empath’.’
–whodoesyourtampons

20.

‘Have you considered a top knot hairstyle?’
–ThePsychicBunny

21.

‘Talk about your Hogwarts house like a horoscope.’
–disgruntledhands

22.

‘Become poly and tell every monogamous person that somehow them being monogamous offends you.’
–bpdbryan

23.

‘Do you dress yourself in millennial cringe (e.g a coat covered in 90s Nickelodeon characters) and take your bicycle or scooter on the train and then drop it on people or hit people with it? If not, there’s a guy I see regularly that has you beat.’
–fernofry

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