The Conservatives shared their conference lineup like it was Glastonbury, and got owned into next year – 17 brutal responses

David Harris. Updated October 5th, 2026

Forget The Celebrity Traitors for a moment, as there’s now a rival in town. The Conservative Party Conference has kicked off and judging by the glitzy, festival-style lineup poster shared by the official Conservatives Twitter account, it’s gonna be HUGE!

Let’s have a look.

The line-up is in. 🎟️ #CPC26 pic.twitter.com/r6sd7BhYOA

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) October 3, 2026

A closer look.

Absolutely wild lineup, yeah? Well, not everyone was convinced by the gimmick.

Fuck sake🤦‍♂️

Surprised Showaddywaddy aren’t headlining, with Black Lace as support…

— Dan Dan The Pipers Son (@DanDan635x) October 3, 2026

Hell of a line up for the comedy stage, what about the others?

— Andrew Smith (@_the_GBC) October 3, 2026

Are they calling this the "What we should have done in power but didn't" tour?

— Nick Lucas (@NickLucas163593) October 3, 2026

Aren’t you supposed to have heard of the headliners?

— Rusthall Socialist (@Rusthallred) October 3, 2026

Looks like one of those music festival posters where you look at it and realise you don't know any of the bands and don't care either. https://t.co/fAHVssASNB

— Pete North (@FUDdaily) October 3, 2026

https://x.com/iainb14389/status/2106370372446593497

https://t.co/8lfOfHgPdU pic.twitter.com/mbBnWJSHCu

— Matt Redmore (@MattRedmore) October 3, 2026

Imagine paying money go watch the people who ruined Britain pretend they can still rescue it. https://t.co/41vyjWsCdI

— Hector Drummond (@hector_drummond) October 3, 2026

Nightmare festival line up https://t.co/dZweElOJ6x

— David (@DavidMcGregorBN) October 3, 2026

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