The White House confidently declared it would establish a ‘permanent presence’ on the moon and the mockery that followed will reinstall your faith in humanity

The insulin I die without is $545 every three months, only in the US. https://t.co/GmBSHaQwmH

— Laura Marston (@Kidfears99) October 8, 2026

Can the White House be moved to the moon so we don't have to listen to the Orange Plague everyday?

— Frankie Chase 🇨🇦🇬🇧 (@KellyCh80459892) October 8, 2026

right after the $5,000 checks ?

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) October 8, 2026

After losing access to its bases around the Persian Gulf… https://t.co/KaiaKyzgN6

— Hamidreza Azizi (@HamidRezaAz) October 8, 2026

You destroyed a pool, then arrested people for destroying it, then admitted you destroyed it. https://t.co/uPXDA0kkJ4

— Mike (not a) Rothschild (@rothschildmd) October 8, 2026

Will the moon be like an Epstein Island type getaway for the elite?

— Hangry_Rollins (@DaBassdrop) October 8, 2026

American presence on the moon. 🤡 https://t.co/nzTYL6rPZ1 pic.twitter.com/E6vSQ60FLU

— Lemon 🍋 (@officialmonu444) October 9, 2026

I can’t afford groceries https://t.co/jkuIUbWtE2

— sean (@_sn_n) October 8, 2026