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Melania Trump couldn’t have been less keen to be kissed by her husband, and it’s as relatable as she’s ever been

The list of things RFK Jr shouldn’t be in charge of, yet is, grows ever longer with the introduction of a Women’s Health Task Force, announced by Donald Trump on Monday.

What could possibly go wrong with having a misogynistic serial cheating, anti-abortion, anti-vax, conspiracy theorist deciding what healthcare should be available to women?

As the task force was, reportedly, the idea of Melania Trump, both she and the president signed the executive order that brought it to life. Donald was clearly not convinced of the necessity for that bit of theatre. For once, he probably has a point.

When Trump went in for a kiss, Melania almost went full Regan MacNeil to avoid any lip to lip contact.

Scene from the Exorcist where Regan's head spins around

Who could blame her? She didn’t seem too thrilled at being eye-level with his crotch, either. Again – we’re unexpectedly on the side of Melania.

We’re sure some people have been watching these lovebirds in action and completely re-evaluating their relationship goals. Those people also wanted to inject themselves with bleach, and think teachers are doing transgender surgery during wet playtimes.

Here’s what everyone else thought of it all.

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