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‘What’s a ridiculously simple way you could survive a zombie apocalypse that nobody ever talks about?’ – 22 easy ways to escape the undead

13.

‘This is a bit of a side step of the question but in ‘The Last of Us’ the country has collapsed due to the fungal spore outbreak. They then travel across America encountering infected all the way.

Why not just go to Nevada or New Mexico or Utah or anywhere the environment is alway hot and dry. Mushrooms don’t like hot and dry. That would be my ridiculously simple hack for survival in that scenario.’
–Prize-Artist-2960

14.

‘I’m moving into Costco. It will have everything I need. Mattresses to sleep on, food to eat… and the zombies have to have a membership to get in!’
–WistfulMermaid

15.

‘Find an island. I’m not saying no one talks about it, but at least in the shows/movies I’ve seen, it hasn’t been done.’
–SparkyandDolche

16.

‘I like the book World War Z for pretty logical survival situations. Like people making floating bergs of boats to survive and subsist by fishing. ‘Re activating’ Arctic conditions stations since zombies freeze. Moving up into mountains for similar reasons but with more options to hunt and fish (which does NOT go smoothly turns out).

Some communities were simply not hit very hard and had to keep a basic neighborhood watch. If you live in the middle of bumfuck Kansas, unless a huge roaming horde stumbles into you if you have basic city governance youre probably fine. Will have to become a socialized small community but it’s not impossible with endless fertile farmland and agriculture.’
–hanks_panky_emporium

17.

‘Make the floor slippery. If you can secure a two level structure, stay upstairs and make the bottom level slippery you’re good.

It’s too simple. Folks don’t want to hear it.’
–MissSassifras1977

18.

‘Honestly most of the time where I really have to suspend disbelief in zombie fiction is when the zombies easily bite through clothing. Human teeth are not great at that. Getting good full body coverings could have saved a lot of people in zombie stories.’
–BadHombreSinNombre

19.

‘Close the fucking door when you go in a building.’
–OhAces

20.

‘Everyone in a scavenging party should carry a ball gag, face mask, or some kind of muzzle. No need to be strip searched for bites when you get back home, just put the thing on for however long it takes to confirm you’re not going to turn and go about your life.’
–HeroOfOldIron

21.

‘Hills.

Traditional zombies won’t climb hills. As they trudge around, gravity will naturally make them flow much like very slow water. Unless they sense something up a hill, they’ll have no reason to intentionally climb one. So long rolling hills will have almost no zombies on them.’
–CitizenCue

22.

‘All survivors wear roller skates.

Survivors get around easier and if anyone gets bitten and turns – zombies don’t have the coordination to skate and will fall over.’
–dddoug

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