25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

me: it’s sad that descartes invented axes and then george washington used one to chop down the tree of knowledgeher: please stop using chatgpt

— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim.bsky.social) 2026-11-02T16:36:49.599Z

Few people realize elbow macaroni is also a medical condition. I'll spare you the details. They're horrifying.

— Jack Boot (@jackboot.bsky.social) 2026-11-02T03:34:50.272Z

*sits bolt upright in bed* the elephant in the room’s name is fight club

— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) 2026-11-02T18:54:01.613Z

BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that

— Glenn Moore (@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social) 2026-11-05T09:12:26.330Z

My ex-wife and I had pet names for each other. I called her "Snookums." She referred to me as "Don't encourage him."

— SeaTea (@tierno158.bsky.social) 2026-11-01T02:43:27.564Z

Ordering deodorant from doordash and having it delivered to the guy next to me in this work meeting

— Uncle Jeff 🌈 (@picklerudd.bsky.social) 2026-11-02T20:38:46.619Z

No animals were harmed in the making of "Animal Harmer 4: The Harmening"

— captain bleach (@blainecapatch.bsky.social) 2026-11-01T19:58:00.756Z

friend: Could you pick me up around 6?me: Probably, were you average- sized?

— Jo (@whatsjo.bsky.social) 2026-11-03T01:59:35.205Z

for the potato fears not death

— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2026-11-03T14:55:14.825Z

Car calories don't count *sipping gravy from a thermos*

— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) 2026-11-03T14:49:17.276Z

I'm fine with being late. I don't even like worms.

— Matty (@bestestname.bsky.social) 2026-10-29T17:35:57.500Z

professor x: what’s your superpowerme: I can solve any equationprofessor 42: impressive

— 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 (@professorkiosk.wtf) 2026-11-02T20:47:04.999Z

Ancient Egyptians believed that the most significant thing a person could do was die, which explains why, according to historians, all of them did

— Braden Serkas (@portmanteauface.bsky.social) 2026-10-30T01:38:45.138Z