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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

Poke Reporter. Updated November 5th, 2026

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Hello and welcome to a slightly late Poke Bluesky round-up, which was bumped from its Wednesday slot by something or other happening in the US.

Perhaps you might like a change of pace from all the politics flooding the timeline, and if that’s the case – we’ve got your back.

We reckon there’s something for everyone.

1.

due to the economy, the devil is now wearing Puma

— DaddyJew (@daddyjew.bsky.social) 2026-10-28T12:24:07.752Z

2.

Today is World Imagination Day.Well, it’s not, but if we all pretend it is…

— MꙬse Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) 2026-10-30T09:39:38.994Z

3.

The government interrogated me after my alien abduction. They asked probing questions.

— 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎 (@unfitz.bsky.social) 2026-10-31T14:08:23.109Z

4.

Sprinkled these on my lawn and now the garden’s full of women licking double cream off their fingers.

— Olaf Falafel (@ofalafel.bsky.social) 2026-10-31T12:12:10.729Z

5.

harsh but fair

— November Kelly (@postoctobrist.bsky.social) 2026-10-31T09:14:36.953Z

6.

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, reload and fire again. The moon knows what it did

— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) 2026-10-31T01:37:52.227Z

7.

Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton

— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) 2026-10-31T00:23:52.248Z

8.

He stees you when you're stleeping.

— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) 2026-10-31T17:58:24.915Z

9.

I wouldn’t go on Gogglebox because I can’t watch TV with the big light on x

— BUCKERS (@deathofbuckley.bsky.social) 2026-11-02T08:56:58.505Z

10.

You know how kids get their favorite thing on a birthday cake? Like Spider-Man or Paw Patrol? Well the bakery at the grocery store wouldn’t make a Slow Horses cake

— Andy Richter (@andyrichter.co) 2026-11-01T23:57:20.611Z

11.

— CEEFAUX (@ceefaux.bsky.social) 2026-11-01T18:14:58.927Z

12.

The Monster Mash, at its core, is a song about unfair labor practices in the scientific community.

— Normal Pru (@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social) 2026-10-31T15:35:40.382Z

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