Trump mixed up two Dana Whites, and invited the UFC boss to be the White House Press Secretary – 24 scorching burns

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— Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 (@IAPonomarenko) November 8, 2026

I don’t know what’s worse, that trump saw “Dana White” on the list to be the next press secretary and asked the UFC guy, not knowing that there’s another Dana White because he’s a fucking moron, or that it’s so fucking typical for him to do shit this stupid no one was surprised. https://t.co/TSO3hsczPd

— 😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) November 8, 2026

HE OFFERED THE WRONG DANA WHITE THE JOB ON THE SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING SOMEONE PINCH ME

— ‏ً (@justjargons) November 8, 2026

Two Dana Whites walked into a Four Seasons Total Landscaping and sat down at the bar

— ‏ً (@omgsidewalks) November 8, 2026

The fact that we can’t tell if Donald Trump actually meant to appoint Dana White—UFC Fighter, or Dana White—advisor to the Secretary and Deputy Secretary of Defense for communications to be the next White House Press Secretary is EXACTLY why 94% of counties in the US just shifted… pic.twitter.com/amG6LyiexA

— Casey (she/her) (@MamaSissieSays) November 8, 2026

As a result of this ridiculous mixup, DoD Dana White now can't be offered the job since that would reveal Trump's imbecility. She dodged a bullet. https://t.co/UTUaSUF1fD

— Richard Signorelli 🌱🇺🇦 🌊 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 (@richsignorelli) November 8, 2026

The fact that there is a nonzero chance that this happened… https://t.co/N36f8JfsZn

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) November 7, 2026

Using pronouns may have helped this Dana White situation.

— ‏ً (@omgsidewalks) November 8, 2026

At this point we're one announcement away from appointing the winner of a Call of Duty tournament as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.

— Andrew Weinstein (@AWeinstein) November 7, 2026

BREAKING: Todd Blanche to open an investigation into whether Democrats hired another Dana White at the defense department to confuse trump.

— Covie (@covie_93) November 7, 2026

Legitimate question then ,new chief of staff ,did Trump mean to appoint Steve Miller the Nazi or did Trump mean to appoint Steve Miller The Space Cowboy ? https://t.co/Ooyhkoaf16

— Steve Martin (@UnrealBluegrass) November 8, 2026

Let’s take a moment to recognize how well the UFC is doing right now. Hats off @danawhite!!! Keep up the good work!!! pic.twitter.com/RMFJ1S55d1

— Inflight Hypersonic Missile Technician(he/him) esq (@SILEN_PHOTO) November 8, 2026

“We’ve been made White House press secretaries by mistake.” pic.twitter.com/kUKq9CPeUC

— Mark Hammond (@MarkHam80780803) November 8, 2026