‘If you are trying to end your gym membership early, and they’re giving you the run around or instructing you to go to your home club in person to cancel, find a city where there are none of those gyms and tell them you are moving there.
‘They’ll have no choice but to cancel your membership.’
–erzamuro
14.
‘If you ever need customer service fast, select the option to “cancel subscription” or “pay a bill”—you’ll get a real human in 10 seconds.’
–Grouchy_Ad_1606
15.
‘You can easily disable the JavaScript to remove a paywall on an article.’
–Least_Singer790
16.
‘Write complaints about products you actually like, usually marketing will send you a coupon.’
–sephirothFFVII
17.
‘Always be a little less helpful than you’re actually capable of. Otherwise congratulations — you’ve just been promoted to ‘the person who always does it’.’
–NuAr_LoVe
18.
‘If you automate your job, keep that close to the chest and look busy when needed. If the business knows you automated your job then will give you more work or possibly cut you.’
–La_Vinici
19.
‘If you set your VPN to Albania, you won’t have advertisments on YouTube.’
–Grazziellone
20.
‘If an arena, concert, sporting event, etc. is giving you a hard time about bringing in your own water, say “I thought pregnant women were allowed to bring water in.”
‘You’re not saying you’re pregnant, you’re just implying it. If you’re a guy, let them question gender norms with you!’
–MrTeacher_MCPS
21.
‘I put my out of office on when I’m at work sometimes so nobody bugs me and they answer their own questions.’
–Bubcats
