‘A guy once admitted he’d been pretending to be terrible at his job for years so nobody would give him extra responsibilities. The worst part was that he was getting paid more than some of the people doing his work’ -Outrageous-Toe-2048
11.
‘Imagine finding out the random Reddit user you’ve been arguing with for months is actually your coworker. Same guy you eat lunch with every day. And he knew it was you the entire time but never said anything.
‘Bro was calling me an idiot online and then asking me to pass the salt at lunch’ -Alternative_Rope_354
12.
‘A guy I knew admitted he once sent an anonymous message to a bride saying her fiancé was cheating.
‘The wedding got canceled. Two years later he found out he’d mixed up the guy with someone who had the exact same name. He told me this like it was just some awkward little mistake. Dude, WHAT?’ -EmotionFederal867
13.
‘“My son was born without a butthole.”
‘Customer from my grocery store job.
‘I had not asked.’ -DrkSpde
14.
‘My coworker told me she ate my lunch on purpose because it looked better than hers.’ -FunAd6672
15.
‘was at a diner at 2am. A stranger next to me sighs and says, “I accidentally ghosted my sister’s wedding because I thought it was a joke invite.”
‘He kept talking about how he tried to fix it with flowers but she blocked him. pure madness… just sitting there eating eggs while someone unravels their family life over bad timing.’ -crannaberry
16.
‘I went to a comedy show where a girl confessed that she didn’t know whether she was pregnant by her boyfriend or her father-in-law….’ -Cute-Elf-S2
17.
‘A guy told me he’s been pretending to like his career for 20 years. Every day he puts on a suit, goes to an office, says he loves being a lawyer. He hates it. Has always hated it.
‘But he’s making too much money to quit, his parents are so proud, and now his kids say “I want to be like dad.” He said “I built a prison out of success and I don’t have the key.’ -Typical-Syllabub6074
