12 Theresa May curses to make her soul whither and crumble to dust
@Willblackwriter over on Twitter has started a great hashtag game called #CurseTheresaMay and here’s 12 of the best:
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Via @Riath84
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May the British public wholeheartedly agree with "enough is enough" and vote you out on Thursday #CurseTheresaMay
— Gaynor (@gaynordrake) June 5, 2017
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#CurseTheresaMay May you work night shifts for all eternity in an under-staffed hospital where it is perpetually winter.
— Hannah R (@faerylights19) June 5, 2017
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#CurseTheresaMay that she be forced to meet every policeman and firefighter she laid off to explain her actions in person
— ToffeeNotTory (@n10hairbear) June 5, 2017
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#CurseTheresaMay May you be Donald Trump's golf caddy after June 8th!
— Syed Abdul Razak (@tweetfeelsgood) June 5, 2017
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May you forever be stuck in a classroom of 40 poor children.#CurseTheresaMay pic.twitter.com/tS5kkWLLut
— Nergie Gruntfuttock (@Nergy) June 5, 2017
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May you take your kitten heels and fuck off back to Mordor on Friday morning #CurseTheresaMay
— John Cosgrove (@JCosgrove8288) June 5, 2017
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#cursetheresamay May you be destined to live the rest of your life on 7 pence breakfasts
— Ness (@LassieNess) June 5, 2017
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May the foxes find a way to show the middle finger to you. #CurseTheresaMay
— keepcalm (@drkzrizvi) June 5, 2017
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May every cup of tea she goes to drink turn out to be coffee, but she'll only notice once she's had a mouthful. #CurseTheresaMay
— Gill Mooney (@gillmooney) June 5, 2017
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#CurseTheresaMay May you be forced to resign and have to take a janitorial job in a local police station that you decimated with your cuts
— Riath Lirael (@Riath84) June 5, 2017
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May your brown leather trousers have been white originally. #CurseTheresaMay
— Mark!!! (@nottheothermark) June 5, 2017
Source: Twitter/@WillBlackWriter