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At last, a thoughtful answer to a classic question

An answer to the classic “what’s heavier” question that also incorporates an unexpected element of guilt.

But how deep should your guilt be? Just how many birds?

This says a 5lb chicken has approximately 74 grams of feathers. 200 lbs is 90,718.5 grams, which would make this SICK SCIENCE EXPERIMENT require around 1,226 chickens. You bastards.