Funniest 11 tweets about Priti Patel while she still has a job
Priti Patel has been ordered back from Africa by Theresa May who is finally expected to give the Secretary of State for International Development her marching orders.
It follows revelations that Patel took 12 (count ’em!) meetings with the Israeli government without informing her department.
Here’s the funniest 11 tweets while she’s still got a job (ignore as appropriate depending on when you are reading this).
1.
Rather beautifully, Priti Patel’s plane is now flying over Ponders End. pic.twitter.com/qUoESjj2kC
— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) November 8, 2017
2.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) November 8, 2017
3.
I have had it with this motherfucking Secretary of State for International Development on this motherfucking plane!!!!
— Mr Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) November 8, 2017
4.
Priti's just switched her phone back on….. pic.twitter.com/S71p4vtvmC
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) November 8, 2017
5.
Meanwhile on Downing Street roof, the Prime Minister eagerly awaits Priti's return from Kenya…#PritiPatel #TheresaMay pic.twitter.com/1UEh8E2Bot
— Brandy Snap (@Brandy_Snap) November 8, 2017
6.
#PritiPatel will be with you shortly, she is just thanking the crew. pic.twitter.com/a2R9pkDx4G
— David Hobgen (@caughtinthedeep) November 8, 2017
7.
ALL THE JOURNALISTS IN BRITAIN ARE AT HEATHROW. WE ARE FREE. THERE IS NO NEWS. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK FOR FIVE MINUTES MAYBE.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 8, 2017
8.
Priti.
Vacant. pic.twitter.com/pSyYMRu39h— Hugh Keogh (@hughkeogh) November 8, 2017
9.
More than 22,000 users are currently tracking flight #KQ100 en route to London.
According to media #PritiPatel is on board this flight.https://t.co/3GXUkQw0e3 pic.twitter.com/8uzL9usnRc
— Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) November 8, 2017
10.
“Priti Patel has just passed Heston Services” pic.twitter.com/JCCHicjD05
— LCC municipal (@lccmunicipal) November 8, 2017
11.
Like a scene from Rat Race, the BBC helicopter is now flying after Priti Patel's car as it goes from Heathrow to Downing Street pic.twitter.com/ErG7bo0FAi
— Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlane) November 8, 2017
And on a more serious note…
I suspect the #PritiPatel scandal, and Theresa May's emerging role in it, could be the end of this unloved Prime Minister, and possibly the government.
— GeorgeMonbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot) November 8, 2017
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