This long and hilarious thread about an embarrassing medical examination has an important message
When Twitter user @GtotheP experienced some intimate discomfort, he got it checked out and very kindly shared the whole excruciating saga with us.
Here’s something for you.
A couple of years ago, I had a constant pain in one of my testicles.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I’ve never been one for actively going to the doctors due to a fear of needles and all that, but after 2 weeks of my testicle feeling like it had been head butted by Zidane, I decided to get it checked out.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I arrived at my appointment and was called to a room where my balls would be inspected.
A lovely lady was in there.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I explained the pain and she asked me to take off my trousers and pants and call her when I was on the bed.
LOL
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
Once on the bed, I gave her the “I’m ready’ call and she bound in with her hands gloved up and a look on her face which was bloody serious
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
My balls retracted into my body, like a frightened two-headed tortoise.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
She didn’t piss about. Both balls were pulled around, prodded and squeezed. She was a very kind lady.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
After a good cough, she said she would like to refer me for a scan. And she DID (thank god, what could it be?)
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I was very worried. You know those thoughts which go through your head where you fear the worst?
Well I was having those.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I had a curry the night before my hospital appointment to calm my nerves (chicken biryani) and I felt ok.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I arrived at the hospital and waited to be seen.
I was desperate to do a big toilet but was worried about missing the person who calls you through.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
As time went on, air was building up inside my arse and it was difficult to release any of it without offending others so I had to hold it in
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
My name was finally called and I was shown to a dark room. In there was a lady next to a bed and a lady sitting at the end of the bed.
It was a very welcoming scene
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
