17 stockpiling tweets to make you smile before your loo roll runs out
As the nation – well, bits of it – continues to stockpile loo roll and the like in the belief that A) it’s going to run out and B) it’s going to help in some way, these 17 stockpiling tweets will take the edge off a bit.
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As you can see, I’ve been stockpiling… pic.twitter.com/BSlsGwLIGl
— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) March 7, 2020
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In this toilet paper stockpiling crisis, it should reassure you all to know when I went camping in 1987 I wiped my arse on a slice of bread and it totally worked.
— Sarah Kendall (@Sarah_Kendall) March 7, 2020
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I don’t understand the mentality of some people in the UK.
“It’s snowing a tiny bit so better stockpile bread and milk”
“I may have to self-isolate for a few days so better stockpile pasta and bog roll”
Why this stuff?
Why not the important stuff, like gin and chocolate.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 10, 2020
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— vivienne clore (@Vivienneclore) March 10, 2020
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What if instead of toilet paper, we all started stockpiling… friendship.
— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) March 6, 2020
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Spotted in Waitrose. pic.twitter.com/zUQBykDLbr
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) March 10, 2020
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I posted about this three days ago and still no-one has explained why people in a time of crisis are so focussed on toilet paper. Or are they just very, very scared and therefore already spending a lot of time in the bog? https://t.co/At2GRF8cao
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) March 7, 2020
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Brits stockpiling pasta, teabags and marmite, in response to #COVID19.
I’m curious as to what Americans are stockpi-
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) March 7, 2020
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If people hoarding toilet paper pisses you off, just wait until you hear about billionaires.
— The British History Podcast (@BritishPodcast) March 9, 2020
