Celebrity p.33

Roy Keane’s tip for punishing selfish car parking is spectacularly petty, and a hilarious watch

Simply 17 favourite things people are saying about Russell Brand right now

Rosie Holt’s mockery of Russell Brand infuriated a certain type of fanboy and her A++ response was sheer perfection

Modern Family’s Ed O’Neill tells a jaw-dropping (yet unsurprising) story about Donald Trump

Dara Ó Briain clarified precisely what ‘Next Sunday’ means and did it end the debate? Did it heck

Sean Lock’s devastating takedown of Russell Brand has just gone viral again and had the whole internet cheering

It’s all over for Kamala Harris now Kerry Katona has endorsed Donald Trump – 14 funniest responses

Nigel Farage said Kamala Harris was a ‘black African woman’ and Kathy Burke’s magnificent comeback beat all-comers

Russell Brand’s trending so it sent this Stewart Lee routine about him viral and it’s a minute or two very well spent

Barry Cryer’s ‘favourite parrot joke’ has been making people’s day all over again

Jeremy Clarkson’s worried there aren’t as many butterflies as there used to be and Danny Wallace’s A++ reply was the only one you need

Bob Mortimer went to a pub with a ‘doggie dart collection service’ and it made everyone’s day better

Robert Irwin can handle the deadliest of animals, but can he handle the divisive durian fruit?

Actor Reece Dinsdale’s magnificent takedown of this grim troll made everyone’s day better

Some might say that this swaggering vulture has a resemblance to Liam Gallagher