Entertainment p.13

An Australian topical quiz came up with hilarious alternative names for Trump’s branded scents, and we reckon they’d make him kick up a stink

‘What’s the most useless ‘fun fact’ you know?’ – 22 nuggets of information that are incredibly entertaining and a tiny bit educational

Rapper Future got a new gray hairstyle, and the internet absolutely roasted him – the 19 most brutally accurate responses will have you cackling

‘I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments’ – 7 sage life lessons from Keanu Reeves that will change your whole perspective

This spoof hotdog hack was made even funnier by the people who completely missed the joke

The more this Australian comedian explains how the Premier League works, the less sense it makes

Whichever MasterChef editor used this same terrifying image of Gregg Wallace 3 times in a minute, take the rest of the week off

Jennifer Saunders’ magnificent takedown of Nigel Farage just went wildly viral and it’s absolutely fabulous

We defy you to find a better cover of Billie Jean than this eyebrow-raising guitar performance

Vince McMahon showed up in the Hulk Hogan documentary and he looks… well, we’ll let these 17 Twitter responses describe his appearance

You’ll never get better advice on the topic of cramp than from this hall-of-fame baseball player interview

‘I just couldn’t connect to violence being the answer’ – Will Smith’s reason for turning down ‘Django Unchained’ had everyone’s irony meters exploding

Garron Noone called out the internet’s container obsession in the most satisfyingly sweary way

The twist in this tale of a spectacularly bad stand-up comedy gig just never gets old

This Twitter user found the “worst song ever made” – and it somehow pissed off the band’s fans and haters equally