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The ‘cats with jobs’ Twitter account does what it says on the tin – 22 feline favourites

25 Funny Tweets of the Week

Piers Morgan got the Tube for the ‘first time for 30+ years’ and James Blunt had the perfect response

Europeans have been sharing things American’s can’t comprehend – and Greggs just did the best of the lot

‘Post a picture from your phone that could be from a horror movie’ – 19 creepy, curious and comedic offerings

An American claimed the European mind couldn’t comprehend long distances and got owned for miles and miles

Adam Hills has been taking down the trolls one by one and it’s glorious

The government tried to reassure people over the concrete crisis and was magnificently schooled into next term by Labour

These 17 Out of Context The Thick of It tweets seem more relevant than ever, for some reason

The government’s crumbling schools update prompted an avalanche of ridicule – 19 grade A responses

Education secretary Gillian Keegan’s F-bomb outburst is the only story in town today – 17 A* grade responses

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This well-intentioned Twin Peaks fan was a classic of the fabulous ‘don’t you know who I am?’ genre

There wasn’t much sympathy for this family’s cancelled private jet to Cannes – 12 favourite reactions

21 of Nadine Dorries’ most memorable facepalms and foul-ups after she finally resigned as an MP