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21 hilarious fake TV listings from the brilliant Ceefaux account

Boris Johnson asked if you could cure Covid by blowing a hairdryer up your nose – 17 hottest responses

Our top 40 funny tweets of October

NASA dared to suggest people were unlikely to visit Jupiter any time soon and the extraordinary Twitter pile-on was out of this world

29 frighteningly good Halloween tweets to treat you all

James Blunt had the funniest (NSFW) response to this potty-mouthed convert on Twitter

‘As well as how dark it is, what else can British people never believe?’ – 16 favourite suggestions

15 of the scariest and funniest theoretical Halloween costume ideas

We went angling for punny reactions to this fishy headline and these 16 were just brill

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This grim troll was given just the smackdown they deserved and it’s absolutely Champions League stuff

This ‘smashing pumpkins’ headline inspired a whole lot of celebrity puns – 23 funny favourites

Chiltern Railways took this David Bowie joke very seriously indeed and it’s today’s best thing

Alison Hammond had the best response to a viewer who said her ‘Rolex’ made her feel uncomfortable

This ‘greatest opening paragraph to an article ever’ has just gone viral and it’s quite the read