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Kemi Badenoch refused to condemn Elon Musk’s ‘fight back or die’ speech, and Iain Dale refused to back down on calling her out for it

Trump maths strikes again, as Don-Old claims 300 million people died from drugs last year – you can inject these 17 top responses into our veins

27 magnificent times people weren’t saying what they thought they were saying from the hilarious ‘Bone Apple Tea’ on Reddit

People were asked to share images to show just how long they’ve been on the internet and these 23 are like stepping into a dial-up Time Machine

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Little Englanders have been loving this ‘St George post box’ and it was a first class self-own to write home about

“They call me the President of Europe” says man who has never been called the President of Europe

“My mom has been wearing this dress for years and no one noticed the pattern until now”

13 signs that have been messed around with for rather fabulous comic effect

It’s a bit late for the accidental advice on this courtroom sign

You can write a long, detailed accident report – or you can do this

16 favourite reactions to rumours that the kiss cam CEO may sue Coldplay for ruining his life

Looking for a cheap and effective burgar deterrent? This might be the best you’ll find

Just 48 of the best one-liners to distract you from the gloom and give you a bit of a laugh

Donald Trump’s only just realised that he’s being played by Putin – 9 downright damning comebacks