Life p.105

23 favourites from the weird and wonderful r/ShowerThoughts

People have been sharing the funniest jokes to say to an anaesthetist before you pass out and this gag was the clear winner

Couples shared the one thing their partner does that drives them up the wall – 17 occasionally hideously relatable complaints

People have been sharing the phrases we grew up with that you don’t hear anymore – 23 extinct sayings from another world

‘What’s the most bizarre rule you’ve had to follow in someone else’s house?’ – 19 head-scratchers

This text exchange with a ‘dude learning how to flirt’ is very funny and painfully relatable (with an A++ twist)

People have been sharing the outrageous workplace treatment that tipped them over the edge – 18 proper jaw-droppers

Visitors to Hawaii get garlands but what would other US states hand out to new arrivals? These 17 Americans totally nailed it

Men have been sharing the ‘normal’ things a woman said to them that are as creepy as hell – 17 absolute don’t-go-theres

People shared the moment they realised they married the wrong person and this tale knocked the rest out of the park

People have been sharing the fabulous nicknames they come up with for their neighbours – 23 absolute hall of famers

This person took epic revenge on an inconsiderate dog walker and it’s simply magnificent

People have been sharing things that are 100% certain to happen in Britain – 18 absolute sure bets

‘Women, what’s something men say that they think is okay but is actually creepy as hell?’ 17 proper no-nos

‘What’s a simple pleasure that the opposite sex will never understand?’ 18 (not all NSFW, honest) delights