News p.2

Mark Zuckerberg’s 80-billion-dollar VR Metaverse is being scrapped in June, and the internet can’t stop laughing – 21 favourite burns

The Sunday Times reports that Reform UK’s Richard Tice ‘avoided nearly £600,000 in corporation tax’ due to a rare legal loophole and people are choking on the air of hypocrisy

Donald Trump has come crying for help from allies to secure the Strait of Hormuz oil route and people in the UK and Europe are happy to tell him where to go

Donald Trump said the Iran regime is evil because it shoots people who are protesting in the streets and the grim irony is almost too much to bear

Brits in Benidorm were asked about Churchill being replaced on the £5 banknote and the responses were a mix of hilarious and despairing

Donald Trump posted an old picture of him at military academy and was absolutely roasted to the Vietnam War era and back

Ultra tech bro Sam Altman wants to put all ‘intelligence’ behind a paywall and nobody is buying it – 15 brilliant clap backs

Donald Trump danced while the Middle East burns and this French news channel’s devastating response will surely not be bettered

Donald Trump whined that the UK is no longer a great ally and accused Keir Starmer of trying “to join wars after we’ve already won” – 20 responses to make you proud to be British

Donald Trump was asked if Americans should now worry about attacks at home and his unbelievably heartless answer would put even Lord Farquaad to shame

Andrew Tate posted a video about “crossing the desert” to Dubai but luckily a dignified camel was there to mock him to his face on our behalf

Ben Stiller told the White House to remove ‘Tropic Thunder’ from its moronic Iran war video, but his replies to MAGAs in the comments are the real box office gold

The new Private Eye’s cover just nailed Trump’s war on Iran, not just once but four times

Nick Ferrari tried to get one over the UK’s former ambassador to Iran and was so savagely owned it was magnificent

Susanna Reid had a message for Brits who moved to Dubai to avoid paying tax and Andrew Neil’s rant just made us like it even more