News p.2

Ben Stiller told the White House to remove ‘Tropic Thunder’ from its moronic Iran war video, but his replies to MAGAs in the comments are the real box office gold

The new Private Eye’s cover just nailed Trump’s war on Iran, not just once but four times

Nick Ferrari tried to get one over the UK’s former ambassador to Iran and was so savagely owned it was magnificent

Susanna Reid had a message for Brits who moved to Dubai to avoid paying tax and Andrew Neil’s rant just made us like it even more

RFK Jr told struggling Americans they should buy liver and cheaper cuts instead of steak – 20 reactions relishing the offal-y ‘socialist’ irony of it all

People are digging up old anti-war tweets from Trump, JD Vance and other MAGA goons after the Iran attack, and the scale of the hypocrisy is truly breathtaking

Donald Trump went full Lord Farquaad from ‘Shrek’ in his announcement of the attack against Iran and it would be funny if it were not so unbelievably grim

RFK Jr posted a bizarre video of him working out wearing jeans and boots – 16 weighty responses to lift your spirits

Donald Trump bragged that a cop thanked him for saving his sex life with the stock market – 15 people not buying what Donny is selling

Keir Starmer’s old cocky soundbites about losing elections and ditching political parties have come back to haunt him, and people are relishing the bittersweet irony

Nicki Minaj proudly showed off her Trump signed bible and it was not the flex she thought it was – 15 heaven sent replies

The US Women’s hockey team turned down President Trump’s White House invite to celebrate with a much better option in Las Vegas

Uber tech bro Sam Altman said humans consumed so much more energy than AI and these (real) people dunked him back to the Stone Age

It’s Andrew that C5’s Jeremy Vine Show feels really sorry for and it had people hollering into next week

Royal protection officers apparently had a very NSFW nickname for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and it’s brutally revealing about his character