Politics p.48

Karoline Leavitt said Donald Trump believed in the Constitution but the unexpected payoff had Americans hollering into next week

Trump’s deputy attorney general said ‘It’s not a crime to party with Jeffrey Epstein’ and it was a ‘yeah but no but’ visible from space

Ian Hislop on Peter Mandelson and people who said they had ‘no idea’ about Epstein is 2 minutes exceptionally well spent

Nigel Farage was asked if he’d debate with Zack Polanski and his Poundshop Trump response blew up in his face

Donald Trump wants Republicans to ‘take over the voting’ and there’s not enough red fabric in the world to stitch together a warning flag

Turning Point USA just announced their alternate Super Bowl halftime show and it’s the saddest concert lineup ever

How Donald Trump referred to Epstein Island raised eyebrows all over the internet – 13 more than one word responses

Donald Trump denied having anything to do with the Republicans’ shock Texas election defeat but reality begged to differ – 17 A++ responses to help jog his memory

Donald Trump said not only will the Epstein files absolve him but he might sue the Epstein estate for ‘political harm’ – 17 A++ responses

A Las Vegas man said if only an American stood as an MP they’d be prime minister within five years – 13 homegrown smackdowns that make you proud to be British

This man’s magnificent takedown of Tommy Robinson and his spleen-busting supporters had everyone cheering

Laura Kuenssberg’s Zack Polanski ‘gotcha’ wasn’t the slam-dunk she thought it was – 13 business class comebacks

Lee Anderson pretended his breakfast fry-up was a ‘cultural thing’ and ended up totally roasted – 17 calorific comebacks

Liz Truss spouting Trumpian nonsense about a supposed far-left armed insurrection in the US was more than even Andrew Neil could handle

Of all the tributes to the late, great Catherine O’Hara, this savage ‘Home Alone 2’ tweet probably speaks for most of the world right now