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A flustered Donald Trump called the Epstein scandal “total bullshit”, and there’s not enough chinny reckon in the world

Someone hijacked a Linda McMahon interview with hidden speakers to call her a corrupt billionaire and play circus music. 10/10 no notes

People shared the totally nailed-on giveaways that a tourist is American (besides their accent) – 23 stone-cold signs

Trump said CNN were going ‘crazy’ about how well his polling was doing and their brutal fact check was a proper bodyslam

Trump confused his homeland security chief with a pro golfer and it’s a terrifying insight into the state of the White House right now

Ted Cruz said he didn’t speak to President Joe Biden for four years, and it was a self-own visible from Cancun – 15 top takedowns

Donald Trump walked around the White House roof shouting to reporters below, in case you’re wondering how the Epstein distraction is going – 27 scathing reactions

No-one nails the cultural divide between the UK and US quite so entertainingly or accurately as this American – in 20 seconds flat

This American local news programme went wildly viral for this guest’s hilariously inappropriate dating story

Donald Trump said he’d cut drug prices ‘by 1,000%’ and this Maga’s attempt to explain it made it even funnier

This Republican climate change denier was just a few hundred brain cells short of getting it

There was something about the Republicans’ birthday wishes for JD Vance that didn’t quite add up – 18 eagle-eyed responses

Donald Trump bringing in wrestling star Triple H to guide US children to fitness says everything you need to know about his administration

The internet is losing it over this mystery Maga who looks like George W Bush in a comedy Trump wig

Donald Trump said he’d ‘cut drug prices by 1,500%’ and was brutally schooled into next year and back