Weird World p.25

This list of competitors from a rodeo in Utah contains the most gloriously strange American names ever

Sharks in Brazilian waters have tested positive for cocaine, and the jokes came flooding in – 19 high points

An asparagus-reading psychic tipped off Jeremy Vine that the next US President will be a woman – 12 tasty takes

An American TV host bigged up this pasta ‘dish’ and ended up roasted – 17 Michelin-starred burns

This person wasn’t willing to let their weird ‘shower thought’ go and the payoff makes one helluva splash

If aliens had to land on Earth what would you show them to make them leave? – 19 suggestions that are out of this world

Maybe don’t try this next-level pouring technique with anything hot – or over a carpet

‘What’s something insane you saw but no-one believes you coz there’s no proof?’ 15 truly amazing stories

This flat-Earther has a mind-bogglingly stupid request for proof that we’re on a globe, and the facepalm is visible from space

People have been trash-talking New York after they finally discover wheelie bins – 15 funny favourites

The Returning Officer at Blyth wore the outfit of the night (Sorry, Count Binface) – 24 vote-winning reactions

This bizarrely hilarious and painful ‘contest’ will leave you with so many questions

This tale of a Australian rubbish removal firm’s bizarre Ts&Cs is a wild ride from start to finish

This wonderful tale of a guy angry that Labour was going to ‘tax condoms’ is simply fabulous

This advice for American single men was already bad enough but this hilarious exchange took it to a whole new level